{"id":361,"date":"2014-08-26T06:42:47","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T06:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alikates.com\/?page_id=361"},"modified":"2014-08-26T13:56:52","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T13:56:52","slug":"oda-la-cerveza","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.alikates.com\/?page_id=361","title":{"rendered":"Oda a la cerveza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Siempre me ha rondado, cierta inquietud,<\/p>\n<p>al ver a un t\u00c3\u00ado con falda y coronilla rapada.<\/p>\n<p>Viven en casas viejas y no pueden follar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a1Vaya vida m\u00c3\u00a1s perra! \u00c2\u00a1Ya son ganas de aguantar!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un pavo en un garito me cont\u00c3\u00b3,<\/p>\n<p>que eso que beb\u00c3\u00ada era zumo de un cereal.<\/p>\n<p>Yo todo sorprendido, pregunt\u00c3\u00a9,<\/p>\n<p>a ver qu\u00c3\u00a9 puto colgado exprime un cereal.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Son, los habitantes del monasterio,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>los que hacen que te pilles un buen pedo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Paso de tu religi\u00c3\u00b3n y tu credo,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>con eso que t\u00c3\u00ba exprimes \u00c2\u00a1vaya ciego!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Y es que cualquier d\u00c3\u00ada cuando aprieta la sed,<\/p>\n<p>me abro una cerveza y me empiezo a relajar.<\/p>\n<p>A partir de la octava ya no puedo pensar,<\/p>\n<p>todas las t\u00c3\u00adas est\u00c3\u00a1n buenas y me entran ganas de charlar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rubias, tostadas, negras\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 me da igual.<\/p>\n<p>Si unas est\u00c3\u00a1n buenas, otras entran sin m\u00c3\u00a1s.<\/p>\n<p>Cualquier momento es bueno para brindar,<\/p>\n<p>cerveza para todos hasta no poder m\u00c3\u00a1s.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Son, los habitantes del monasterio,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>los que hacen que te pilles un buen pedo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Paso de tu religi\u00c3\u00b3n y tu credo,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>con eso que t\u00c3\u00ba exprimes \u00c2\u00a1vaya ciego!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Son, los habitantes del monasterio,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>los que hacen que te pilles un buen pedo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Paso de tu religi\u00c3\u00b3n y tu credo,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>con eso que t\u00c3\u00ba exprimes \u00c2\u00a1vaya ciego!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00c2\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.alikates.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/04-Alikates-_-04-Oda-a-la-cerveza.mp3\">DESCARGA \u00abOda a la cerveza.MP3\u00bb<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00c2\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00c2\u00a0[youtube]https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lo0RMHj_5XQ&amp;feature=em-upload_owner[\/youtube]<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00c2\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Siempre me ha rondado, cierta inquietud, al ver a un t\u00c3\u00ado con falda y coronilla rapada. 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